Cracked me up for some reason

The sixth link on google for Crate and Barrel:

Hazard: The acrylic base of the Hanukkah menorah can ignite if the candles are allowed to burn completely, creating a fire hazard.

Incidents/Injuries: One incident; no injuries.

Description: The Crate and Barrel “Hanukkah Menorah” has a clear acrylic base with brass candle cups. The menorah accommodates nine standard menorah candles. [...]

Sold at: Crate and Barrel stores nationwide and online at www.crateandbarrel.com from October 2003 through December 18, 2003 for about $25.

Manufactured in: India

Remedy: Do not ignite any candles in this “Hanukkah Menorah.”