Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Killing a gnat with a neutron bomb

Amazingly intense blog comment: Sarcastr0 Winston Blake • 4 hours ago
Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth
Update - I'm informed in comments that this comes straight from something called penny arcade.

2 Comments:

Blogger Chuchundra said...

It's good the credit the original source.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/04/10

11/4/13 16:04  
Blogger rilkefan said...

Thought that was original - thanks.

11/4/13 16:30  

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